[In some strange alternate universe, post-Fuyuki fire, Shirou was adopted by the Ushiromiya family as a fund raising even. Specifically, by one Ushiromiya Rosa, also known and THE BEST MOM EVER!]

[Especially when she starts trying to blow off the face of the creepy priest trying to destroy the world with the Holy Grail.]

START CHOMPING ON BULLETS IF YOU EVEN THINK YOU'RE TOUCHING MY SHIROU!