Call Me Out Meme!

[dreamofpast]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

SHIROU ❤ Actually that sounds like a good idea

[gandere]

Honestly Shirou, you wouldn't know what to do with a woman even if she was practically begging you for it. [ Things you don't want to hear Tohsaka say: that. ] I've had to help you before with Saber, but are you really going to make me be there for your honeymoon too? Sheesh.

[emptysword]

Hey-! I know how to go about it, alright?

[OH MY GOD RUDE???]

[gandere]

Prove it.

[ Just going to stand there with the smuggest look a Tohsaka can muster. ]

[emptysword]

[And suddenly he just. What.]

H-here? Now?

... crawls out of bed just to answer this.

[gandere]

Yes, right here. It shouldn't be that hard for you since you know how to go about it and all, right?

[emptysword]

...Taiga would kill me if we do it here.

[And Taiga is more powerful than anyone okay...]

[gandere]

Who are you more afraid of, Shirou? Her or Saber whenever you fail to pleasure her properly on your wedding night?

[emptysword]

...I thought we have made it clear that our relationship is not of the 'friends with benefits' type.

[gandere]

Yeah, but you see Shirou... no one believes it. Not me, not her, not anyone you know. You're just going to have to accept this and try to move forward from it.

[emptysword]

[askjdhajkdhaskjdhakjshdkajshdakjshdakjshdkaj]

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

[gandere]

We know what it is that boys really think, that's all.