Call Me Out Meme!

[dreamofpast]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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[emptysword]

...We've overcome all obstacles together, Saber. So why not this?

[Really, it hurt him to see her this way. And while he wished for her to turn back to normal, it's a long shot. And again, to him. Saber is Saber no matter what.]

[caliburnt]

It is strange to hear of a man's love for me when they have struck me down. [ Finding her knees growing weaker by the minute, she hobbles to the wall nearby to lean against, slamming her weight into it. ] Even as I am... You would still care for me?

[emptysword]

I will. I am not the one who struck you down in order to save his love. Because we're different. That's why that I promise that I will not harm you no matter what.

[caliburnt]

[ His words surprise her, why they might even be powerful enough to warm the blackened ice around her heart. Raising a hand to rest against her chest, she finds herself having trouble breathing now. ]

Could you prove that? [ It's a selfish request, one that twists her further into the visage of worthlessness. ] Please.

[emptysword]

[He is going to close the distance between them, and without even skipping a beat.

He kissed her. Right on the lips.]

[caliburnt]

[ For a woman who's never felt the warm touch of another human being, Saber takes it fairly well. She doesn't back away away from him; not because she's scared to, but because Arturia Pendragon has never faltered away from a challenge. That's all this is to her, right? ]

Shirou. [ His name is spoken in a softer tone unlike her. ] You need not act so brashly.

[emptysword]

If I don't, then I'll never be able to prove it, Saber.

[Beat.]

Sides, that's my strong quality, at least, that's what people kept telling me.

[caliburnt]

Have I not told you otherwise? [ But then again, she's a woman, so he might have trouble listening to her. Don't make her pull out her dragon dick. It's bigger than his, alright. ] You will only end up dead if you continue to behave in such a manner.

[ Just going to try to hide her blushing cheeks behind her fists as she holds them up near her face. ]

[emptysword]

I won't, don't worry about me so much.

['I'm not worth being worried, especially by the ones I love.']

[caliburnt]

I have to worry about you. There is no one else I can fill my heart with besides my Master.

[ In fact, she sounds a bit annoyed he suggested otherwise. ]

[emptysword]

B-but you're-

[.../SIGH.]

Forget it, you're too stubborn to let this go, are you.

[caliburnt]

Does my stubbornness displease you, Shirou?

[ Yes, she sounds almost worried that it does. ]

[emptysword]

No, it's just something I'm slowly getting used to, Saber.

[caliburnt]

If you will allow time to teach you to become used to it, then perhaps I can have time teach me to become used to one of your faults as well. [ She's trying to be sweet, but the gesture is lost with her words. ] Would it be alright if we were to court one another?

[emptysword]

[Totally... ignoring... the first part because what did she just say.]

That's what lovers do, right?

[caliburnt]

Are we lovers?

[ He only just kissed her and all. ]

We were enemies and yet you think a simple kiss will set things right?

[emptysword]

...Ah, right, you're not from my timeline...

[...blunt time.]

...

Er, well, we... well, uh.

[Okay not exactly her but... uh...]

Technically had sex.

[caliburnt]

[ ... ]

You did what to me? [ Where's Dark Excalibur at? ] While we were unwed?

[emptysword]

...I-It was either that or seeing you disappear...!

[And dying to Berserker.]

[caliburnt]

...

Did I agree to it?

[ That's what is important here. ]

[emptysword]

Y-yes, you did.

[There's an awkward nod here.]

[caliburnt]

I gave my consent for intimacy while we were unwed? It seems unlikely, yet...

[ She can see herself falling for the dumb boy. Besides, modern times were different. ]

Then I shall not have your head.

[emptysword]

...Wait. What.

[No he is not really surprised at the death thread but still hearing Saber says that still gives him a slight chill down his spine.]