Call Me Out; Version 2.0

[dreamofpast]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.



OC:

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[gandere]

[ This isn't Fate/Extra so get out with that. ]

... [ Twitch. ] Apparently a lot more than you! No one's ever commented on my skirt being too short or my socks being too high!

[countergardian]

[icon.]

Of course, that's because you have the 'perfect' ratio, so to speak.

[He's going to hell for this, but whatever.]

[gandere]

The perfect ratio of what, Archer?

[ notgettingit.gif ] Well? Come on, tell me.

[countergardian]

[In a really grave tone.]

Are you sure you want to know this, Rin?

[gandere]

[ Don't pussy out now, Archer. You made your grave, now climb in there and bury yourself so she doesn't have to do any of the work. ]

I wouldn't have asked otherwise. Now tell me Archer before I lose what little remains of my patience.

[countergardian]

If that is your wish, then.

[Insert one explanation here.]

[gandere]

[ ... ]

R-Really? [ Glancing down at her thighs and then back at him. ] D-Do you like that sort of thing or something?!

[countergardian]

You did ask for the fact, Rin.

[He's... not going to answer that.

Ever.]

[gandere]

A-Archer, why aren't you answering the question?! [ Flailing. ] You can't just say something of that nature and then refuse to give me a respectable reply!

[countergardian]

[Just giving her that strange smile, yeah.]

[gandere]

Tell me or else I'll beat it out of you!

[countergardian]

I think every man is entitled to have their own secrets. Sorry, but you're not getting it out of me any time soon.

[deal with it.]

[gandere]

[ How did she get a box of boots in her hands?
Furthermore, how is she able to throw them that fast at his head?? ]

I'll beat it out of you, I swear!

[countergardian]

[lol nope, going to just turn into spirit form here!!!]

[gandere]

[ Watching the box and boots clatter to the floor. ]

Ah, I should have known. [ Oh well, time to quickly recover: ] Archer, I command you to punch yourself into the face non-stop. Forever.

[countergardian]

If that is your wish.

[Strangely, by the time she got home, she might have find Shirou half-dead from punch marks all over his face.

And Archer seemingly okay from it.

Loophole.]