ALIBABA // OPEN POST

[mightyheisnot]

An open post for Alibaba from Magi - Magic of the Labyrinth for any RP purposes! Feel free to play any kinds of scenario with him! (NSFW things should have NSFW in the subject of the first tag btw!)

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[mightyheisnot]

[He was kinda chained right after that remember!?!!!?]

...Well, he's small enough, wait, that's not what I meant at all-!!!

[chainred]

[ DON'T TALK TO HER ABOUT CHAINS, BRO.
DON'T FUCKING START ABOUT CHAINS. ]

If you're not the bee and Aladdin isn't the bee...

[ THEN WHO WAS PHONEBEE??? ]

[mightyheisnot]

You know what? Fine.

[SIGH.]

Fornication means having sex with someone before marriage.

[chainred]

[ Oh. ] Was that what you were trying to say this entire time?

[ Why didn't he just say it then? Alibaba, u so weird. ]

[mightyheisnot]

Yes!

[he's just embarrassed at this point to be honest...!]

[chainred]

Why didn't you say so?

[ Seriously Alibaba don't be such an Alibaby!! ]

[mightyheisnot]

Because I thought you didn't know about it!

[until just now anyways!!!]

[chainred]

But I was a...

[ Come on Alibaba, you lived in the slums before. YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. ]

Of course I know.

[mightyheisnot]

Right...

[He's never going to admit that he had a brainfart, nope.]

What brought this up anyways?

[chainred]

I told you.

[ Does it bear repeating when it's this embarrassing? Apparently yes, yes it does. ]

They said we should fornicate.

[mightyheisnot]

They 'who'?

[Because really, really. Does this always has to happen to him???]

[chainred]

Aladdin. He mentioned it.

[ Shuffling her bare toes across the ground. ] King Sinbad as well.

[mightyheisnot]

......

[......

.........They're dead to him, now.]

I see, so they told you that, huh...?

[chainred]

Yes, is that strange of them? I thought it was a weird topic to bring up, but they insisted on it.

[mightyheisnot]

Don't worry about it. I'll have some words with them.

[more like yelling at them.]

[chainred]

Words like fornicate?

[ Totally oblivious to the fact he's threatening them. ] Um, with them? They're boys.

[mightyheisnot]

NOT WORDS LIKE THAT...!!!

[he's just.

HORRIFIED RIGHT NOW OKAY.]

[chainred]

Then you should be more specific. When we're talking about a strange word and you say you're going to talk to them about it next...