Call Me Out Meme!

[dreamofpast]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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SHIROUMINE ❤ You are going to regret this

[promoteshell]

[ It wasn't like Kirei Kotomine to care much for his daughter, but he did transfer her over after her training at Citeaux. Unfortunately for Shirou, he's left the boy in charge of dinner and helping the girl settle in. So sitting across from him at the table silently is one girl with pale skin and hair, watching him almost intently. ]

Because it's time

[baneofmyflesh]

...So.

[...There is an awkward silence as Shirou swallowed his food down, before continuing to speak.]

I'm guessing you're my half-sister?

[promoteshell]

Step-sister. [ Quietly: ] Maybe. It's complicated, isn't it?

[ More than that, but she minds her tongue. ]

[baneofmyflesh]

Well, it's not often you find out that you actually have a sibling in this time of the year.

[promoteshell]

I never thought I would have a brother. [ Lifting her teacup. ] My father didn't seem like he could get laid twice in a row.

[ Just going to sip at her tea like she didn't say something completely absurd. ]

[baneofmyflesh]

[That caused him to choke on his tea.

Hang on as he recovers from that sentence.]

[promoteshell]

I'm sorry, but are you choking? I haven't learned any first aid, but I've seen on television that if you run into the edge of the table hard with your stomach, it'll help.

[baneofmyflesh]

[Hang on as he just. Recovers.

There, much better.]

I was adopted after the conclusion of the 4th Grail War.

[promoteshell]

Are you sure? [ Casually taking another sip as though she hasn't said a disturbing thing once. ] You seem to have adopted his immunity to humor.