Call Me Out Meme!

[dreamofpast]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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Because it's time

[baneofmyflesh]

...So.

[...There is an awkward silence as Shirou swallowed his food down, before continuing to speak.]

I'm guessing you're my half-sister?

[promoteshell]

Step-sister. [ Quietly: ] Maybe. It's complicated, isn't it?

[ More than that, but she minds her tongue. ]

[baneofmyflesh]

Well, it's not often you find out that you actually have a sibling in this time of the year.

[promoteshell]

I never thought I would have a brother. [ Lifting her teacup. ] My father didn't seem like he could get laid twice in a row.

[ Just going to sip at her tea like she didn't say something completely absurd. ]

[baneofmyflesh]

[That caused him to choke on his tea.

Hang on as he recovers from that sentence.]

[promoteshell]

I'm sorry, but are you choking? I haven't learned any first aid, but I've seen on television that if you run into the edge of the table hard with your stomach, it'll help.

[baneofmyflesh]

[Hang on as he just. Recovers.

There, much better.]

I was adopted after the conclusion of the 4th Grail War.

[promoteshell]

Are you sure? [ Casually taking another sip as though she hasn't said a disturbing thing once. ] You seem to have adopted his immunity to humor.