Call Me Out; Version 2.0

[dreamofpast]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.



OC:

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

Archer ♡

[gandere]

[ Honestly, Archer should have stuck with the belief that he had no reason to stick around at the end of the Fifth Holy Grail War. Instead, when Rin gave him that pitiful look, there was no backing down. Having remained here as her familiar, life certainly had a way of being miserable. In fact, it was probably more so this way than his previous one of suffering. ]

I don't like that outfit. Try another.

[ Today is a good example. At a mall in London, she has him trying on different clothes in order to 'fit in' better. Even though he can easily watch over her in spirit form, she made the demand he stick around in a physical manifestation for her own humor.

When really they both knew she just didn't want to look like a loser tourist without a boyfriend. ]

Re: Archer ♡

[countergardian]

[The icon is an apt summary on how he's feeling right now. Honestly, he is able of getting his own clothes, alright. He's a grown-up man, with his own sense of style.

So how would his Master even know what looks good on him?]

My, and I hoped you'd have some taste at the very least, Rin.

[gandere]

Only a teenager boy who thinks they're going to save the world would ever ever wear something like that. Honestly, there's enough chains on those pants to make even Gilgamesh jealous.

[ Harsh? Yes, but she doesn't want her Archer waltzing around as though he's punk! ]

Do I have to do everything myself? Geez, I thought you'd be capable of this one task on your own, but for once I think I'm wrong.

[countergardian]

[BUT HE TOTALLY ROCKS THE PUNK LOOK puns aside, either ways he's going to just let out a strange smile.]

And what does a locked-up magus knows about fashion anyways?

[gandere]

[ This isn't Fate/Extra so get out with that. ]

... [ Twitch. ] Apparently a lot more than you! No one's ever commented on my skirt being too short or my socks being too high!

[countergardian]

[icon.]

Of course, that's because you have the 'perfect' ratio, so to speak.

[He's going to hell for this, but whatever.]

[gandere]

The perfect ratio of what, Archer?

[ notgettingit.gif ] Well? Come on, tell me.

[countergardian]

[In a really grave tone.]

Are you sure you want to know this, Rin?

[gandere]

[ Don't pussy out now, Archer. You made your grave, now climb in there and bury yourself so she doesn't have to do any of the work. ]

I wouldn't have asked otherwise. Now tell me Archer before I lose what little remains of my patience.

[countergardian]

If that is your wish, then.

[Insert one explanation here.]

[gandere]

[ ... ]

R-Really? [ Glancing down at her thighs and then back at him. ] D-Do you like that sort of thing or something?!

[countergardian]

You did ask for the fact, Rin.

[He's... not going to answer that.

Ever.]

[gandere]

A-Archer, why aren't you answering the question?! [ Flailing. ] You can't just say something of that nature and then refuse to give me a respectable reply!

[countergardian]

[Just giving her that strange smile, yeah.]

[gandere]

Tell me or else I'll beat it out of you!

[countergardian]

I think every man is entitled to have their own secrets. Sorry, but you're not getting it out of me any time soon.

[deal with it.]

[gandere]

[ How did she get a box of boots in her hands?
Furthermore, how is she able to throw them that fast at his head?? ]

I'll beat it out of you, I swear!

[countergardian]

[lol nope, going to just turn into spirit form here!!!]

[gandere]

[ Watching the box and boots clatter to the floor. ]

Ah, I should have known. [ Oh well, time to quickly recover: ] Archer, I command you to punch yourself into the face non-stop. Forever.

[countergardian]

If that is your wish.

[Strangely, by the time she got home, she might have find Shirou half-dead from punch marks all over his face.

And Archer seemingly okay from it.

Loophole.]