Call Me Out; Version 2.0

[dreamofpast]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.



OC:

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

✪ ᴀʀᴄʜᴇʀ

[gandere]

Archer.

[ Holding up a pamphlet for a resort of some sort, she tosses it onto the kitchen counter before him. While they have never shown an ounce of romantic interest towards each other, it's clear the brochure is for a couples resort. ]

I want to attend this, so I need you to act as though you're engaged to me. [ Why is she holding up a knife when she says this? It can't be because she needs to threaten him in some way, right? ] Well, what do you say?

[countergardian]

Engaged.

[Said with all the deadpan he can muster in the midst of his confusion.]

I never knew you were the type to jump the gun.

[gandere]

Don't be stupid, Archer.

[ She knows it's hard not to on the account of being Shirou Emiya, so she'll cut him a little slack. ]

I said you have to act like it.

[countergardian]

No matter how you say it, this still sounds like something only an idiot could come up with just to get what they want.

[YEAH HE IS UNSURE AT THIS.]

[gandere]

Don't call me stupid!

[ Incoming Gandr spam. ] It's a good plan and you know it!

[countergardian]

No, we'd just look like a parent and child pair.

[or worse.

they accuse him of being a pedophile.

also oh yeah, he's dodging to the sides while sporting that smile.]

[gandere]

Stupid, we'd be at a resort for couples so they would have to assume we're engaged!

[ It makes perfect sense to her GEEZ. ]

[countergardian]

And I'm telling you right now before you get your hopes up.

[wait for it...]

You don't really look like a woman.

[There we go.]

[gandere]

A-Archer! That's a bit rude to say, don't you think?

[ Suddenly covering up her chest with one of her arms stubbornly. ] I could pass as a woman easily enough.

14 days later....

[countergardian]

Your charm lies in the fact that you look your age.

[non-chalantly.

saying that.]

pfft it's fine <3

[gandere]

You can't compliment and insult me at the same time. It's against the rules!

[countergardian]

There's never any rule that you can't do both at the same time.

[ h e h.]

[gandere]

There should be a rule about it. You can't be kind and rude all in the same breath. That's irritating.

[ Why can't he just be one of those things? Preferably the one that kisses her ass. ]

[countergardian]

Though, if going there is what you really want.

[beat.]

I suppose following the whims of my odd Master just this once would do.