Call Me Out; Version 2.0

[dreamofpast]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.



OC:

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[countergardian]

Engaged.

[Said with all the deadpan he can muster in the midst of his confusion.]

I never knew you were the type to jump the gun.

[gandere]

Don't be stupid, Archer.

[ She knows it's hard not to on the account of being Shirou Emiya, so she'll cut him a little slack. ]

I said you have to act like it.

[countergardian]

No matter how you say it, this still sounds like something only an idiot could come up with just to get what they want.

[YEAH HE IS UNSURE AT THIS.]

[gandere]

Don't call me stupid!

[ Incoming Gandr spam. ] It's a good plan and you know it!

[countergardian]

No, we'd just look like a parent and child pair.

[or worse.

they accuse him of being a pedophile.

also oh yeah, he's dodging to the sides while sporting that smile.]

[gandere]

Stupid, we'd be at a resort for couples so they would have to assume we're engaged!

[ It makes perfect sense to her GEEZ. ]

[countergardian]

And I'm telling you right now before you get your hopes up.

[wait for it...]

You don't really look like a woman.

[There we go.]

[gandere]

A-Archer! That's a bit rude to say, don't you think?

[ Suddenly covering up her chest with one of her arms stubbornly. ] I could pass as a woman easily enough.

14 days later....

[countergardian]

Your charm lies in the fact that you look your age.

[non-chalantly.

saying that.]

pfft it's fine <3

[gandere]

You can't compliment and insult me at the same time. It's against the rules!

[countergardian]

There's never any rule that you can't do both at the same time.

[ h e h.]

[gandere]

There should be a rule about it. You can't be kind and rude all in the same breath. That's irritating.

[ Why can't he just be one of those things? Preferably the one that kisses her ass. ]

[countergardian]

Though, if going there is what you really want.

[beat.]

I suppose following the whims of my odd Master just this once would do.