ALIBABA // OPEN POST

[mightyheisnot]

An open post for Alibaba from Magi - Magic of the Labyrinth for any RP purposes! Feel free to play any kinds of scenario with him! (NSFW things should have NSFW in the subject of the first tag btw!)

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[mightyheisnot]

N-no! I was just surprised you're asking about that in the first place...

[why are people even saying that! WHY!!!]

[chainred]

[ Because when two healthy teenagers spend all their time together... ]

I was--[ She cuts herself off. No excuses. ] Sorry to trouble you.

[mightyheisnot]

No, it's alright. I'll answer it.

[Since this walking around had been boring anyways.]

Fornication is just another word for...

For...

[he just coughs up, before the next word sounds more like a small squeak rather than his usual tone.]

sex.

[chainred]

What was that?

[ Despite having REALLY FUCKING GOOD HEARING, it was hard to decipher Alibaba's squeaks at times. ]

[mightyheisnot]

You know, that thing which leads to babies.

[...alibaba why.]

[chainred]

... A nursery?

[ What is he going on about? Morgiana's confusion seeps into the hollowness of her eyes as her fingers flex at her side to hint at her frustration in not following. ]

[mightyheisnot]

N-no!

[...He needs help.

A really huge help.

ANYTHING, EVEN A DUNGEON POPPING UP SUDDENLY, ANYTHING BUT THIS.]

I meant when you uh...

[he's going to do the finger in hole gesture.

PLEASE GET IT...!!!!]

[chainred]

[ The biggest help of all would be the one in his pants, but sadly he's not thinking with that brain. ]

When you? [ Lifting her own hands to mimic him, she doesn't quite follow.

The funny thing is Morgiana knows what sex is. She just doesn't get what he's trying to say fornicate is. ]

This looks funny.

[mightyheisnot]

H-have any of your friends told you about the birds and the bee yet?

[because he's not supposed to be the one doing this in the first place.

he's getting desperate though.]

[chainred]

One's an animal and the other is an insect.

[ Still not getting it. Isn't sex talk the best? ] Do they fornicate?

[ Wait, she gets it. ~ENLIGHTENMENT~ ] I'm a bird and you're the bee!

[mightyheisnot]

[WHERE IS MASRUR WHEN YOU NEED HIM.]

I'm not sure they can-

WAIT WHY AM I THE BEE!?

[chainred]

[ Because she's THEIR WINGS or did he sleep through that character arc?? ]

Oh... is Aladdin the bee then? [ He's tiny? ]

[mightyheisnot]

[He was kinda chained right after that remember!?!!!?]

...Well, he's small enough, wait, that's not what I meant at all-!!!

[chainred]

[ DON'T TALK TO HER ABOUT CHAINS, BRO.
DON'T FUCKING START ABOUT CHAINS. ]

If you're not the bee and Aladdin isn't the bee...

[ THEN WHO WAS PHONEBEE??? ]

[mightyheisnot]

You know what? Fine.

[SIGH.]

Fornication means having sex with someone before marriage.

[chainred]

[ Oh. ] Was that what you were trying to say this entire time?

[ Why didn't he just say it then? Alibaba, u so weird. ]

[mightyheisnot]

Yes!

[he's just embarrassed at this point to be honest...!]

[chainred]

Why didn't you say so?

[ Seriously Alibaba don't be such an Alibaby!! ]

[mightyheisnot]

Because I thought you didn't know about it!

[until just now anyways!!!]

[chainred]

But I was a...

[ Come on Alibaba, you lived in the slums before. YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. ]

Of course I know.

[mightyheisnot]

Right...

[He's never going to admit that he had a brainfart, nope.]

What brought this up anyways?

[chainred]

I told you.

[ Does it bear repeating when it's this embarrassing? Apparently yes, yes it does. ]

They said we should fornicate.

[mightyheisnot]

They 'who'?

[Because really, really. Does this always has to happen to him???]

[chainred]

Aladdin. He mentioned it.

[ Shuffling her bare toes across the ground. ] King Sinbad as well.

[mightyheisnot]

......

[......

.........They're dead to him, now.]

I see, so they told you that, huh...?