Call Me Out Meme!

[dreamofpast]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

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ENJOU ❤ OH MY GOD RUDE KAYE???????

[peoplediewhenikillthem]

[ NO, EQ BETTER TAG MY SHIKI FIRST BECAUSE HER USERNAME IS TOO VULGAR TO SIT IN HIS INBOX... ]

[enjou]

[TOO LATE, TAGGED HER ALREADY.]

[...]

Hey.

[Oh look he managed to survive that battle and he's just looking pretty much down from all the revelations and shit.

What do, Shiki.]

Kamina. Excuse me if I take the time to put thought into my tags, dammit.

[little_miss_snarker]

[You know that thing I always wanted to do in Planeo but never got a chance to?

THAT'S RIGHT. KYONKO. IN GURREN. COMBINING WITH KAMINA.]

DID THAT THING ALMOST STAB YOU IN THE HEAD?!

[avengedhimself]

[You mean Lagann, but hey-!]

...Huh? Oh that? That's just so I can look badass while doing it.

Ragna. Because he needs more superpowered kids in his life, dammit

[mini_meatbun]

HEY HEY HEY! Are you Ragna? Are you strong like they say?

[Bounces!]

Can we fight?!

[infernodivider]

Whoa, whoa, whoa hang on there-! I'm not taking any challenges right now, brat.

[Seriously? While he's eating?]

NAEGI ❤ Rude I put thought into my tags too. EACH ONE IS A DIFFERENT SCENARIO GOSH

[no_hobo]

[ It's cool for two teenagers to be sitting in front of a television screen with outdated MadCatz controllers in hand right? Because they're both in a Very Competitive game of Mortal Kombat. ]

Just give it up already! Ya just can't beat me!

[yougotthatwrong]

W-well, we won't know until this ends for sure!

[He's. Losing yep, BUT LIKE HELL HE'S GIVING UP.]

Red. And now for something domestic, dammit.

[the_third_h]

[Hum de dum. Cooking for her newfound friend. Please ignore the penguin with the bow that is helping her to cook. Thank you!]

[erythraeus]

...What are you doing?

[Just. Staring. Blankly.]

RYOTARO ❤ Alright back to the original challenge

[herooflove]

[ Flonne has just finished a three hour long speech as to why he should join her fight in saving the concept of love in the Netherworld.. ]

So that's why you should join my team. Don't you agree?

[blankplatform]

...

[Don't mind him just staring blankly at you because that sure was a long speech...]

...Uh...

Suzaku. You can't say we didn't say your inbox would be our battlefield, dammit.

[fracta_anima]

[Oh, hi, Suzaku, it's that freshman you may or may not have seen in the halls. And.... the water around you is now blood. And everything is.... green....

orz.]

Suzaku?! What are you doing in Tartarus?!

[toliveon]

Minami!? What is this place?

[He's. Utterly confused about this place.]

TSUNA ❤ We did warn you hee <3

[guardianangel]

I told you. [ Really, why do people always get mad at her for telling them this? ] You're dead now.

[breakingtraditions]

Wait you mean you're serious about this!?

SHIROU ❤ Hey guys I heard there was a party

[gaybulge]

[So it's some weird carnival phantasm AU where Lancer is sitting next to Shirou and he has the biggest mug of beer ever.]

So no hard feelings over killing you, right?

In retrospect this is probably a dumb idea huh. OH WELL

[emptysword]

Well, that was the rule, and your master was pretty much him, so I can't fault you for that.

[He's a bit buzzed but he can hold his beer okay.

And also a bit underaged but hey who cares.]

You know who.

[apieceofman]

[Oh... You.]

[nominisexpers]

...

Twice?

[He's going to tilt his head because aren't we supposed to be, you know.

Junk data.]

SHIROU ❤ No really, we *DID* warn you

[anklegandr]

[ Yes, Rin really doesn't change very much from childhood to her teenage years. While she's oblivious to Shirou, she can't help but feel the charm that dumbass protags radiate... ]

So you're going to help me find my way back home?

[emptysword]

For the last time, yes.

[With a sigh, he's going to pick her up for a piggy back ride. Hey, a little kid can't walk around Fuyuki like that okay...]

Shirou. Hell yeah, there's a party up in here, dammit.

[promised_victory]

[Why.... why is Saber looking at you like that, Shirou? With her sword pointed right at your throat and looking like she may burst into tears at any second?]

[emptysword]

S-Saber?

[Oh god what the hell's going on here...]

SHIROU ❤ Maybe I should tag you with all of my Rin journals too

[twinbows]

I ask of you, are you my--oh forget it! [ This girl in red and black looks strangely like a classmate, but that's impossible seeing as she just appeared out of thin air. ] You're too stupid to figure out what's going on, aren't you?

[emptysword]

...Huh?

[Translation: Yes.]

Ventus. Just wait until I load my icons to this journal, dammit.

[waiting_no_more]

[Hi Ven. Have a pretty redheaded girl leaning over you looking very concerned. Apparently you washed up on a beach somewhere!]

[keybearer_derp]

...?

[Why is there water soaking through his boots?

For a matter of fact why is it so bright?]

SHIROU ❤ Actually that sounds like a good idea

[gandere]

Honestly Shirou, you wouldn't know what to do with a woman even if she was practically begging you for it. [ Things you don't want to hear Tohsaka say: that. ] I've had to help you before with Saber, but are you really going to make me be there for your honeymoon too? Sheesh.

[emptysword]

Hey-! I know how to go about it, alright?

[OH MY GOD RUDE???]

KotoShirou!

[puppy_lancer]

[By this time, Shirou should know the sound of the door being kicked open by a Servant who can't give a fuck.]

Yo, Saber ain't here, so fork over the food already.

[baneofmyflesh]

...Lancer. Do I have to remind you everytime to knock the door whenever you enter? Or are you that much of a dumb mutt?

[Lancer should know well to not disturb Shirou while he's in his Magus workshop dammit.]

Ventus. I haven't played this chick in forever, dammit.

[royalberry]

VEN! What did you talk Terra into doing now?! [Because whenever Terra does something stupid it's always because Ven talked him into it.]

[keybearer_derp]

A-Aqua! I didn't do anything this time, honest!

[SERIOUSLY ALL HE SAID WAS THAT HER BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP!]

Shirou

[puppy_lancer]

[You know what's horrible about the Misaya route? Her overprotective dog of a Servant.]

[And currently, he's standing over the injured boy, holding a spear and giving him a slasher smile.]

I thought I told you...get yourself killed or injured for no reason, and I'll hunt you down and kill you.

[emptysword]

Shut up, that totally worked alright. Berserker's dead.

[At the expense of his magic circuits almost killing him, but hey, technicalities.]

SHIROU ❤ Time for some angst

[caliburnt]

[ Ah. So this is how it was in the end, no? The very same boy who brought a sword into her chest was now standing before her with an expression never shown to her before. Why was he saying words not meant for her, but for another? ]

I do not understand, Shirou. [ She finally speaks, the echo in her voice cracking. ] You speak as though it is me that you love.

[emptysword]

I'm not wrong.

[There was a finality to his tone as he regarded her. Corrupted or not, it is of certainty that he loved her no matter what. And if this decision will lead to his death, then so be it.]

I love you, Saber. No matter what happens.

Also Shinji. Because why not, dammit.

[royalberry]

[Shinji, there is a blue chick grabbing you by the arm and yanking you away from the black things with glowy eyes that are eating everyone in the school.]

Come on! I'll protect you! [Is she wielding.... a key?!]

[evangelis]

H-huh?

[Darkness death hearts emotions feelings hearts hearts death darkness hearts hearts hearts hearts

W-what the hell is going on? First those things appeared and then there's this lady saving him from these creatures?]

T-toji, Kensuke, my friends. Are they alright!?

[Turning towards the lady, he's going to ask that.]

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK BERSERKER ❤ :)

[caliburnt]

[ Wibbly wobbly. Timey wimey. Etc. Regardless of the circumstances, the two Matou war participants are up against each other and the battlefield is left to their Servants. While Saber understands that she holds the upperhand, she can't bring herself to strike at Berserker again knowing all that she knows now.

So instead of moving to attack, her blows are defensive; parries that are unlike her being the only thing keeping his weapon of choice from going right through her armor. ]

[robbedsanity]

■〓〓〓〓■■■■■■〓〓〓〓!

[And as a counterpart to her, the Knight shrouded in madness continued to deal blows after blows of brutal beatdown with the light pole he's holding. Thanks to the Knight of Honor, it's power is comparable to a weak Noble Phantasm, which should be enough to keep Saber on the defensive.]

SHIROU ❤ Your Servant can't possibly be this cute

[calilburn]

[ Due to a nasty trick by that nefarious Gilgamesh, Shirou's Servant has been reduced to petite size. Saber's a cute kid and oblivious to the war really, choosing to shy away when Shirou approaches her. Right now, she's staring at a television as though it's the strangest piece of sorcery she's ever seen in her life. ]

[emptysword]

[There's a sigh from him as he continued to watch as the kid stared at the television as if it's something very new to her.]

That's called a television, you know.

Berserker too!

[puppy_lancer]

[In some weird alternate universe, all the Servant have been pulled from their original timelines to fight in the Infinity Grail War. A war that would decide the fate of all the alternate universe of the Kaledoscope. To keep it from becoming too chaotic, the Servants are depowered during the day. And this, is where our story begins.]

[Lancer waves the bottle of wine at his opponent.]

All mine now, Frenchy!

[robbedsanity]

Return it, lest you procure my wrath.

[He is not in the mood for this alright.]

SHIROU ❤ Gao...

[calionburn]

[ Seriously, who keeps allowing all of these shenanigans in the Fifth Holy Grail War? This time, Saber's been turned into Saber Lion! While she's fairly tame provided he feeds her, Shirou might discover that he's running out of food. Quickly. Munching on a bag of chips, she seems content enough that he might be able to sneak by and escape.

Should he dare.
Does he dare leave her behind? ]

[emptysword]

[Picking her up.]

Come on, let's go out and buy some groceries.

SHIROU ❤ Cute fluff rots my teeth

[ex_cashcow493]

[ By sheer luck, Saber was able to stay with Shirou after the conclusion of the Fifth Holy Grail War. What a happy couple! It's been a year and on this day, Shirou must dress nice for a school occasion. It's alright, because Saber's offered to aid him with his hair.

Except she's made a startling discovery as she holds his hair up a bit. ]

Shirou, you remind me of someone.

[emptysword]

...Really? I never noticed.

[He's just looking a bit confused, no longer blushing due to this close proximity as he's grown used to her presence being so near to him.

Truly, he's lucky to have someone like her in his life.]